Thoughts On the First Debate

Unfortunately Team Obama has underestimated porcine aggression and dishonesty as a tool during election season, as far as gaining the respect of the American public. We Americans now value abusive behavior and naked lies in our candidates over style, class, and honest logical debate. Thus, a man who has flip-flopped since birth, alienated our staunchest allies, rammed both feet into is mouth up to his knees, over and over again, as well as nakedly - with great relish and hatred in his heart - insulted half the public, gains a leg up over the sitting president in only one debate. Yes, we are this stupid, apparently. Yes, our idiot Honey-Boo-Boo-first media doesn't fact check; yes, if we elect Romney because of one debate the rest of the world will have every reason to write us off as utterly irredeemable.