They Still Want Their Hands on State Parks for Golf

Just when you thought that nonsense was over here it comes again."The Golden Bear's" promotional and public relations team isn't finished trying to put golf courses in state parks.

They have tapped several press outlets and have begun the old soft-sell. This time, their primary target is the Jonathan Dickinson State Park, near Hobe Sound, an 11,000 acre wildland named after a Quaker merchant from Port Royal, Jamaica. Dickinson along with his party, were shipwrecked in the are of Hobe Sound in 1696, and walked most of the distance between there and St. Augustine, suffering at the hands of, and given food by, various native American villages en route. Great story.

A PR guy for the bear told TC Palm that Lord Nicklaus has a 22nd grandchild on the way and so his master is "looking at finding a way to give back to the sport and the state he loves" Puh-leeze. Here's a translation: 'we've already put money into the design of these suckers and we'd like to find a way to get at least some of that money back.'

The Bill for the Nicklaus trail was retracted by its birthers, Rooney of Palm Beach and Thrasher of St. Augustine when OS's Scott Maxwell wrote about it, then Real Radio further stirred the masses on the internets to go after Jack with persuation.

Now the Nicklaus people are going after those who care for the legacy of the park at Hobe Sound, Friends of the Jonathan Dickinson State Park, with love bombs. No word yet whether they will cave. If they do, others will follow and we will have sold off treasures that make Florida what it is, not to mention, we will have opened up the state to further pornservative atrocities.

Listen, Rick Scott, who was all for this just four months ago as a candidate and as gov. elect, will be gone one day. He'll move on to his next political position. So will people like Rooney, Thrasher, Haridopeyass, and Cannon.We will still be here because we love this state and we will have to live with the mess these people leave behind.

We have to keep blocking this. Not one square inch for golf inside state parks.

Rick Scott A Likely Donald Runningmate

Ever since Governor Scott immediately sought dealings with the Donald back in early March, flying up to New York for this wacky promotional or whatever the hell you would want to call it, we have been wondering, are these two a political couple?
Fair question and we think the answer is yes.

This very strange shot was taken March 2.

Explaining for those of you who have joined us recently. The random, awkward press event cum suspect "line-up" at Trump Towers was for Rick Scott's "Share a Little Sunshine" program; an idea that has evaporated other than vague promises for free trips to Escambia County.

The Donald was there as you see, to his right is Pedro Menendez back from the grave, and Rick Scott to his left, bathing in the presence of his God-head.

Scott then likely said, "Florida is open for business."

The suspects in the line-up of course, all of the appropriate diverse mix and 18-34 demo, were likely the result of a boot-leg trip down to Screen Actor's Guild offices in Midtown, Manhattan: "Hey! we need some bright young faces to look like "Floridians".

Uhg. No. Some things still don't pass the racial stereotype smell test: what's with the gloves and the do-rag underneath the cap on suspect number three?

The idea behind the photo perhaps? (Like bad art one must guess at what the artist was failing to express.) "See the wonderful workforce of cabana boys and towel girls and Hooter's waitresses? Aren't they great? Come on down and exploit them! Yay!"

Vomit.

Anyway, we have postulated the real reason was for Scott to get taxpayer reimbursement to drag his entire entourage and press palm with His Donaldness. Likely Donald was enticed by yet another chance to be on television, at a podium, or otherwise in front of snapping cameras of the national press. Thereby providing cover for them to convene and come to some sort of understanding for The Donald/Scott ticket. Though it is idle speculation at this point, we feel Scott is definitely posting up to be his wingman. C'mon. Look at him!

Now, again, to our state's discredit, in the video above from the Obama roasting, we see a doe-eyed, gooey Rick Scott to his left slathering at the side of The Donald, checking to make sure his master wasn't hurt too bad from the comments made by President Barack Obama.

I have it on good word that The Donald wasn't invited by the White House so much as The Washington Post. No matter, the president was apparently ready for him. Trump's star is currently made of lead. Not the least of the obstacles for this presumed "ticket" is the unwelcome news from their perspective, THAT OSAMA BIN LADEN HAS BEEN KILLED and apparently Obama had something to do with it!

Ooops! Obama's ass is water-tight and floating well above the high line, while Trump's ballast compartment is filling fast.

In the meantime, while teachers are having their careers reduced to atoms and the classrooms are falling apart in this state, with tension you could cut with a knife, here's our governor hard at work, sucking ass and playing political footsie.

Bootlicker. That's how your state is being represented.

How do you like them apples, Florida?